Life under a schizo dictator....

You absolute schizo…working with you is like working with a faulty time bomb, you never know when it will blow.

 

What standard means to you is what your mood of the day dictates….

 

We have always been selling this cake flavour for freakin’ years and only yesterday you decided that it was not to be. Yes, how dare I sell cheesecake to the clients despite the fact that I am charging them extra for it.

 

Yes how dare I indeed.

 

Sick and tired of this stupid games you play so I decided to make it black and white for all the world to see what exactly is your “standard”

 

Asked you very simply how much to you charge per pound for standard flavours – I even created the blank for you so you just have to fill it in, and how much per pound for special flavours like cheesecake.

 

You don’t seem to understand English I suppose. You told me this case charge THB xxxx for 6 pounds.

 

You think I’ll back down, no, I’m gonna squeeze the answer out of you even if I have to get my hands bloody.

 

So I repeated myself how much PER POUND. And I will again and again until I get what I want cos I’m so sick and tired of you changing your mind like a hoe on PMS.

 

And seriously, if you read your own email you’ll realize you really are an idiot. You contradict yourself on every email.

 

So you said “Very simple standard one we give in the package if they want to add we charge them 450++. If they want to change the whole thing with different flavor 900 ++ per pound”

 

So I summed it up for you:

 

Just to sum it up,

 

Standard Flavour : Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry = THB 450++ per pound

Special Flavour: Cheesecake , Fruit Cake = THB 900++ per pound

 

Please re-confirm the above is selling price and that the prices are valid for the rest of the year?

 

You said:

 

Now my main thing is very simple thing

If the guest would like to change his standard cake with another cake you have to forget the 1588 THB and charge him new cake.

That’s what I want you to pass to your team. I explain it many times.

For the prices now will be one price for all

Any extra or changes is 650 ++ per pound

 

Ahhh….so now it’s THB 650++ per pound, where did this price come from? Did you just blink it out of thin air?

 

Unfortunately, it’s still too vague for me cos you used the word “standard” without giving it definition, so I called you. And you said standard is as per the picture. Wow, I didn’t realize you can tell cake flavours from a picture, especially since it’s covered in icing. I pressed, on, you screamed vanilla on the phone. And then like everytime when you are losing a battle of words, you just go “Do whatever you want, just do whatever you want.” I wish I managed to record that, rest assured I will be prepared the next time I’m expecting to spar with you.

 

And then true to your schizophrenic self, in one email you deny the right for us to use a standard menu cos everything is “case-by-case” and in the next minute for another event, you demanded that we stop asking you for menus and use the “standard banquet menu”.

 

Ah, what would I do without the turbulence you cause in my life?

 

Perhaps we should do a Libya-Egypt example out of your dictatorship?